'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during ...
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Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'
IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called off last minute due to an inability to locate...
Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'
U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 titled "Bro-Cou...
Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To 'Fly Safe'
RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one told any of the passengers on board to...
Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With 'Happy Monday, Team!'
AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "H...
Man Who Ate At Taco Bell Getting More Baja Blast Than He Bargained For
DOWNEY, CA — According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on....
CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125...
Civil Engineer Really Starting To Regret Building City On Rock & Roll
U.S. — Civil engineer David Sharpe started out with an ambitious goal to build a city on rock and roll, but now says he should have just stuck with mo...
Democrats Say They Are Perfectly Capable Of Rigging Elections Without Any Help From China
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly capable of rigging ele...
Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaura...
Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit
LOS ANGELES, CA — As critics continued to heap praise on Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, fans heavily criticized the blockbuster film for what they a...
Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians
BOISE, ID — In a bold stand against the western invasion, Idaho Governor Brad Little announced today that the state had constructed a new border wall ...
Brilliant Politician JD Vance Secures Vote Of 100% Of Nation’s Tucker Carlsons
AUSTIN, TX — In a political maneuver of unparalleled brilliance, Vice President JD Vance callously disparaged millions of his own supporters, securing...
Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth issued a new order that any military member who is discovered to have low testosterone be immediately...
Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist
SHERMAN OAKS, CA — A local cockroach somehow maintained his composure on camera despite unexpectedly making contact with a journalist....
National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
U.S. — The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but if you do, to please be sure that so...
Biden Heralded As First President To Author His Memoir Posthumously
U.S. — In the latest in a long line of historic achievements by the former leader, Joe Biden was heralded as the first president to author his memoir ...
CDC Advises Those With Diarrhea Parasite To Stay Within Six Feet Of Toilet
ATLANTA, GA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued an official recommendation this morning that those stricken with explosive diarrhe...
Scholars Agree Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Signals Outpouring Of God's Wrath On Vegetarians
CAMBRIDGE, MA — As a foodborne illness continued to sweep across the United States and strike fear into the hearts of the nation's populace, scholars ...
Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers
LAKE ELSINORE, CA — According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared that a display table marked as Banned...
8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey hits theaters on July 17, but it's bringing a few changes with it. Here are just a few ways the new film deviates from...
Man Holding His Opinions On New Movie Until Political Commentators Tell Him If It's Woke Garbage Or Epically Based
ROCKFORD, IL — Local man Curt Jennings said he was carefully holding off on forming any opinions about a new movie until political commentators inform...
Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: 'For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America'
DEARBORN, MI — Fresh off another term of working tirelessly for the nation she despises, Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib introduced her 2026 reelection ca...
Report: Mankind All Out Of Passwords
WORLD — Reports from across the globe this morning indicated that mankind was officially all out of passwords....
UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service
LONDON — The United Kingdom finally decided to crack down on extremist violence, increasing the penalty for terrorist attacks to five hours of communi...
Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0
U.S. — Debate continued to rage among Democrats as to whether the SAVE Act is Jim Crow 7.0 or Jim Crow 8.0....
7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell's Hospital Photo Is Fake
Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his wife by his side appears to confirm it... or doe...
Police Instantly Disperse 'Teen Takeover' By Firing Job Applications Into Crowd
CHICAGO, IL — Local police successfully dispersed the mob at a "teen takeover" event in the downtown area Friday night by firing thousands of job appl...
Megyn Kelly Now Claims She's Never Heard Of A 'Candace Owens'
U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have never heard of whatever ...
PSA: Over 450,000 People Die Each Year While Lost In Their Hoodies And Being Unable To Find The Head Hole
ATLANTA, GA — Health officials issued an urgent public warning Thursday, revealing that over 450,000 people lose their lives annually due to becoming ...
Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy
U.S. — The party of love, peace, and tolerance held nationwide parades today to celebrate the death of a political enemy....
IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions on how to s...
Trump Announces 'Lindsey Graham Memorial Strait Of Hormuz Blockade'
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emotional tribute to the fallen longtime South Carolina senator, President Donald Trump announced today the implementation of...
Man Informs Wife He Can't Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator
BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn't be able to mow the lawn today as he was completely tied up playing a lawn...
Uh Oh: Mamdani's New NYC Map Includes 'Little Auschwitz' In Brooklyn
NEW YORK CITY — Concerns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani's "Immigrant Enclave Map" have grown after it was noted that the Mayor had added a "Little Auschwit...
Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next
AUGUSTA, ME — With their ballots now chucked in the garbage, Democratic voters are once again excitedly waiting to see who the Party leaders will choo...
Newsom: 'We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo'
SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin Newsom proud...
Romance In The Air As Wife Not Wearing Mouthguard
ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready for bed without her mouthguard in place....
Average Price Of New Home In California Hits $1 Quadrillion
SACRAMENTO, CA — Californians struggling to afford the cost of living in the state were hit hard once again, as it was revealed that the average price...
Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party's Consent
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the ballot without the part...
Candace Owens Confirmed To Be A Jewish Plot To Make Antisemites Look Retarded
U.S. — The White House confirmed on Friday what many had long suspected: that podcast host Candace Owens is an elaborate Jewish plot to make antisemit...
U.S., Iran Meet For Emergency Summit To See If Anyone Remembers Why They're Fighting
DOHA — The United States and Iran convened an emergency summit in Qatar to see if anyone remembers why the two countries are at war....
Activists Push For California Schools To Teach 'Girl Math'
SACRAMENTO, CA — Buoyed by recent efforts to teach "Black English" in California schools, a new coalition of activists demanded that "Girl Math" be of...
Conspiracy Theorist Changes Mind After Being Presented With Evidence, Logic [Satire]
SPRINGFIELD, MO — After being presented with evidence, local conspiracy theorist Sam Baxter changed his mind, rationally thinking things through and c...
Embattled Platner Flees To Argentina
BUENOS AIRES — American politician Graham Platner suspended his race for the U.S. Senate this week amid allegations of sexual assault and Nazism, and ...
Dad's Plan To Work At Home Foiled By People At Home
BROWNWOOD, TX — Local dad Grayson Kenny found his plan to work from home today utterly foiled by the people in his home....
Little League Team Excited For Chubby Kid’s Family To Bring The Snacks
MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after word spread that the chubby kid's family was ...
Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo
BANGOR, ME — In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed regret over getting his Graham Plat...
Introverted Conference Attendee Torn Between Participating In Icebreaker And Throwing Self Off Bridge
BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or throwing himself...
10 Best Candidates To Replace Graham Platner
Democrats are scrambling to come up with alternate options in the race for a U.S. Senate seat in Maine, where primary winner Graham Platner faces moun...